OMG!  I laughed so hard when I saw this!  You can now get your own Charlie Sheen blow-up doll!  This is how the website describes it:


“He’s high on himself and full of hot air! You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this bitchin’ rockstar from Mars. The Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll from Pipedream just needs air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Does not include tiger blood. “


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Most of you that call me know I live in St. Louis.  Last night we had TREMENDOUS storms, including hail and a tornado!  Here’s a clip of the tornado as it hit the airport.  (I live about 15 minutes from there).

 

 

 

 

Here’s a couple of pictures of a subdivision FIVE minutes from my house!

 

 

 

 

  

 

Luckily (and surprisingly), NO ONE was killed or seriously injured during the storms!  My doggie and I are safe! :-)

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Josh Basso, from Tampa, was arrested for making phone sex calls to 911. He said his cell phone ran out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free.

 

 

 

Basso faces a misdemeanor charge of “misuse of wireless 911 system.” He is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Basso called 911 four times Wednesday before being arrested at his home. When officers asked him where his cell phone was, he appeared to be shocked, responding, “How did you know I had a cell phone?” The responding officer then dialed the number that was recorded by dispatch – Basso’s phone starts to ring. Finally, the desperate loser fessed, “I did it! I did it.”

 

He gets MY vote for LOSER of the year!

 

 

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PHONE SEX TOPICS

Here’s an ever-expanding list of topics we can talk about! If you don’t see yours here, send me an email and ask! Also, would you like me to watch you on cam while we talk? I don’t personally get on cam, but LOVE to watch YOU!! (I prefer to use Yahoo and my ID is: forbiddenphone.)

  • Age play fantasy
  • Anal sex
  • Anything goes
  • AB/DL (Adult Baby/Diaper Lover)
  • BBC (Big black cock)
  • Blood play
  • Body worship
  • Brown showers/Scat
  • Cock control
  • Crossdressing
  • Cuckhold
  • Cum eating
  • Extreme play
  • Financial domination
  • Fisting
  • Foot fetish
  • Forced bisexuality
  • GFE (Girlfriend experience)
  • Glory hole
  • Golden showers
  • Guided masturbation
  • Humiliation
  • Incest fantasy
  • Impregnation
  • Kidnapping fantasy
  • Knife play
  • MILF
  • Mutual masturbation
  • Oral sex
  • Orgasm denial/ruination
  • Panty boy
  • Racial degradation
  • Rape fantasy
  • Sensual domination
  • Small penis humiliation
  • Strap-on play
  • Tease & denial
  • Tickling
  • Toilet play

 

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You can now find me on Yahoo Instant Messenger! My username is forbiddenphone. Feel free to add me to your Yahoo so you can see when I am signed on.

 

I don’t mind chatting a little if you have a question or are looking to set up a call. Please understand I cannot chat at length most of the time and if I let you know that I am on another call, please be respectful and let me give that customer my undivided attention.

 

Also, if you are interested in me watching YOU on cam while we talk… I LOVE THAT!!!! I personally don’t get on cam, but really enjoy watching you get off!

 

I also offer text chat sessions – 15 minutes for $15.00. They can only be purchased in blocks of 15 minutes. I know that occasionally you guys have to be QUIET and this is the only way you can play at times. NO PROBLEM! I only offer chat sessions on Yahoo. I do keep a copy of the session (with timestamps) for proof. I don’t keep it for any other reason. You can call me or text me on Yahoo to set it up.

 

I haven’t been available as much as I would have liked to lately… but that has changed!! You can reach me (usually) in the afternoons, evenings, and late nights. I rarely am available in the morning unless you set something up in advance.

 

I’m looking forward to talking with you soon!

 

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This video is HILARIOUS! If you don’t know what a “pearl necklace” is… you will after watching this!  You should be glad that phone sex with ME isn’t ANYTHING like this! I think after you watch it… you’ll be ready to call me for some REALLY hot fun! 1-866-69-TRISH.

 

 

 

Talk to you soon!

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I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!

 

 

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My Twitter page is up and running now!  You can find it HERE or you can check out my tweets on the right side of this page!

 

Cum follow me!

 

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Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

 

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